Celebrity Freaks

Pokies – Jun 18

By shotley, on June 18th, 2013

Pokies – Female nipples being clearly and prominently visible through clothing. It is a common fetish of sports photographers, and men, who will often go as far as to offer to rub dry ice onto the chests of female tennis players, between sets.

Last night my girlfriend had the biggest pokies I’ve ever seen and it made my dick hard as iron. I tore off her shirt and fucked her tits right then and there. We we’re kicked out of the restaurant and told never to cum again.

A phrase used to describe a woman in any situation who has pert, visible nipples coming from under a garment of clothing

Sideboob of the Day – Jun 18

By shotley, on June 18th, 2013

Xtreme Close-up of the Day – Jun 13

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 18th, 2013

Some of these images are very large so be sure and click on each image to experience Xtreme close-ups.

Fruity Boobs- Jun 18

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 18th, 2013

Scary Tits of the Day – Jun 18

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 18th, 2013

Strap-on Bitches – Jun 13

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 13th, 2013

Do you know that there are some bitches who like to strap on a dick and pretend like their in control of the situation? Well, that’s alright with me, as long as I’m not the situation. I don’t mind a strong woman, it can cum in handy if there’s some heavy lifting to do, but in the bedroom I want to be the only with something dangling between my legs. Of course there was that one time . . . never mind about that, it’s forgotten and we’ll never speak of it again!

Sweater Puppies of the Day – Jun 13

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 13th, 2013

And speaking of Sweater Kittens . . . Cum on ladies, let those puppies run free! Oh crap, mixed metaphor! Oh well, at least you can take these puppies out for a walk.

Handbra of the Day – Jun 13

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 13th, 2013

Like Handbras? Do you like Sidebras, Pokies, Cleavage and Sidewinnder Boobs? How about Sandbras, sweater kittens, wifebeaters or hairbras? Congratulations! You’ve come to the right place. You can check all these out and more if you visit our Compleat Guide to Boobs. If you’re more narrow in your boob interests and Handbras are all you want to see then stay tuned to this channel.

Here are 22 of the finest handbras that you could ever hope to see and if you want to see more just check this out.

Hot Chocolate – Jun 12

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 12th, 2013

How do you like your chocolate? Hot and dark or do you prefer the milk chocolate variety with a little spirit in it, maybe some rum? However you take it, a little hot chocolate before you go to bed will help you relax and get that good night’s sleep that you’ve been needing so much. A lot of hot chocolate and you won’t need that rest, you’ll be good to go for another day. Take my word for it, I have a lot of experience in this area.

Miscellaneous Titty Shots to End the Day Right

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 12th, 2013

big huge perfect sexy classic bouncing teen… by raevicks

Mirror Boobs – Jun 11

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 12th, 2013

Mirrors play many important roles in our lives. Mirrors help us maintain our sense of identity. We can look at ourselves in the mirror each morning and know who we are. A few well-positioned mirrors in the bedroom can add spice to an oft repeated but never dull dance. A mirror can even save your life someday if you find yourself stranded in the wilderness and you see a plane flying overhead, you can use it as a signaling device.

But the very best use of a mirror is to add dimension to a big pair of boobs. Because it is, after all, All About The Boobs. Let’s face it, if one pair of boobs is good, then two pair is better, and if you position two mirrors in the proper configuration you can actually have infinite pairs of boobs. Now there’s a (wet) dream cum true.

Look Out Below – Jun 11

By shotley, on June 12th, 2013

We call this theme Look Out Below and the reason is obvious. This is a view that guys seem to like a lot. Is it because they secretly desire to be dominated by and have women look down on them? Is it because it offers the opportunity to have a view of both the tits and the pussy at the same time? Is it because men are small creatures and this is how they see the world? I don’t know but I’m here only to serve and give you what you want so here it is. Enjoy the view.

Sexy Lingerie of the Day – Jun 12

By shotley, on June 12th, 2013

Camisole, chemise, baby doll, teddy, bustier, corsets, thongs. What are these strange names? They are all types of Lingerie and they are all designed with one purpose in mind. Getting fucked. That’s it plain and simple. You can put it in many different ways, adding spice to your love life, heating it up in the boudoir, providing variety to your relationship, but it all comes down to one end in mind.

Lingerie can consist of something as simple as a pair of panties or a pair of sheer stockings, or can be as complex as . . . well, this. Men demand sexy lingerie to stimulate their fantasies and women wear lingerie to please their man and to feel sexy and desirable, so whatever works for you and your man is up to the two of you. I love to entice my guy by putting on a tight bustier that pushes my boobs up (because my guy is a big boob lover). So the key is to enhance your best features. If your man gets turned on by legs then you might want to wear just a pair of sheer black nylons and a sexy garter belt. Experiment, try new and varied combinations. Find out what works for you. Then switch it up.

Variety really is the spice of life and no where is that maxim more proven out than with lingerie.

Pancake Boobs of the Day – Jun 11

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 11th, 2013

What are pancake boobs you ask? Well I’m glad you asked that question. We love to be a source of enlightenment for our readers. Pancake Boobs is a phenomenon that occurs when a woman with large natural breasts lies on her back and her boobs settle, flattening towards the top, hence the term pancake. because they resemble that beloved breakfast food.

You can only achieve this result with natural funbags. Tits that are pumped full of silicone won”t flatten out to form the pancake formation. They just stick straight up and unnaturally defy gravity. Which is not bad, but that’s a whole ‘nother phenomenon that we don’t have time for in this post. We’ll enlighten you about that at a later date.

Light and Shadow – Jul 11

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 11th, 2013

You got light and you got shadow, right. Oh, and you also got boobs. Put them all together and what do you have? That’s right, Light and Shadow and Boobs. Ok, so maybe that explanation didn’t shed much light on the subject. But you get the picture, right? I’m trying to add a little class to the website and this is the best I can do.

The point is – we’re not all about funbags, pussy and ass here at CelebrityFreaks, we offer a full range of cultural choices vis a vis Artsy Fartsy Boobs. So go out and tell all your hoity toity, uppity, stick up their ass friends that they can feel comfortable visiting CelebrityFreaks because they can rationalize their lurid interests by telling themselves that it’s all about the art. We even have some black and white boobs.

Itty Bitty Titties – Jun 11

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 11th, 2013

There’s nothing wrong with little tits, exactly. Little tits perform all the physiological functions of their more normal size counterparts. Little tits can suckle a baby almost as well as huge funbags. Little tits can be sexually stimulated just like big tits. You can suck on little tits, all though what’s the point?

There are some things you can’t do with little tits. Just try to fuck one of those pairs of tits in the image above. Good luck on that. Little tits won’t bounce and jiggle. You can’t mash little tits or fondle them with any sense of enjoyment. Little tits aren’t nearly as visually pleasing, at least to us guys.

Nevertheless, I’m not one to say that little tits don’t serve a purpose. Nor would I ever say that a woman with little tits isn’t as sexy as one with huge knockers (I might think it but I’d never say it). Some of our readers actually like Itty Bitty Titties and I’m OK with that. We cater to all kinds of perversion here at CelebrityFreaks. I’ve even heard it said that women with little tits try harder because of their deformity, sorry, I mean – lack of size. Needless to say you’ll never find me getting intimate with tiny tits. Well, not if I can get lucky with huge funbags, anyway.

Plus Size Hotties – Jun 11

By shotley, on June 11th, 2013

Nipple Tweak of the Day – Jun 11

By shotley, on June 11th, 2013

Deepthroat of the Day – Jun 10

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 10th, 2013

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What Men Really Want

By HewdgeJohnson, on June 10th, 2013

OK, so the girl in the image above may be my own little personal wet dream but a guy can have aspirations can’t he? What fun is life if you don’t have a goal? I know that Sheri has already posted a Massive Mammaries Monday post but I felt like offering my own Massive Mammaries post (an augmentation so to speak) and since I’m the man here and given the axiom of my earlier post I think that mine should take precedence over hers.

So here’s my contribution to Massive Mammaries Monday and please all you women, sit up and take notice.