In your sexual escapades, it’s likely you’ve noticed most women are skilled at stroking a man’s ego through exaggerated moans and the classic lines she uses to imply that your Johnson is the biggest she’s ever (nearly) wrapped her hands around.
Well, as it turns out, her Southern Comfort is in need of a little appreciation of its own. According to a study by Indiana University, women who have a high opinion of their hoo-ha experience more orgasms than those who regard their sweet petunias as a source of shame.
So, if you want your girl to get off, not only should you praise her sex moves and her hot bod, but you may want to send some props south of the border as well.
At a loss for words? Read on for our vagina compliment primer.
“Your vagina is so much hotter than my last girlfriend’s vagina.”
“What’s that light, refreshing scent? Do I detect hints of clean laundry? Ohhhhh, is that coming from down there?”
“Daym! You’re as tight as a schoolgirl … uh, but not in a weird, pervy way.”
“Babe, I don’t care about a little overgrowth. You could have a George Clinton thing happening in your panties, and I’d still think it’s beautiful.”
“I could spend all day and all night down there, with just a quick break for a glass of OJ and a Powerbar.”
“You know, I never really cared much for va-jay-jay, until I tried yours.”
“It’s so snug down here. I hope I don’t get stuck.”
