I have never been able to figure out why we men seem to think that bigger is better. We want our cars to be bigger, our houses, our pricks, even our armies, but most of all, and listen up everyone this is important!
Well, not our boobs of course. Not in the sense that they are physically attached to us. I mean the boobs that we fondle, the funbags that we ogle, the mammaries that we lust after, the sweater meat that we caress so lovingly.
We have a Of the Day feature here at CelebrityFreaks called Ridiculously Huge Boobs of the Day. Think about that for a moment. Ridiculously Huge. As in ludicrous, absurd, outlandish, bizarre. None of those terms are particularly complimentary.
And yet it is one of the most popular features of the blog. We get requests for it every day (of couse we also get a lot of requests for Skanky Whore of the Day too).
It seems that the boobs that we long for can’t be too big, too massive, too gargantuan to satisfy our basest lusts and desires. We want bigger and ever bigger and then a little bit bigger.
Take for instance these tits:
The average, the normal person would look at those tits and say to themself, “Those are too big! They’re freaks of nature.” But not most men. We like them! In fact we might even be tempted to overlook that face just to get our hands on those lusciously big bongos.