With all due respect to Janet Jackson, the founding mother of modern day wardrobe malfunctions, the coyly-covered assets and fleeting glimpses of PG-13 cheeky exposure from years past are no more.
In their exhibitionist-loving stead are the hard R’s of 2011, when starlets bared all—and in some cases, on multiple occasions (hiya, Courtney Love!)—letting it all hang out on beaches, red carpets, dance floors, runways, Twitter, and, of course, TV.
So, some things never change. But which camera-loving, clothes-eschewing stars suffered the most egregious malfunctions of all?
Well, I say this for British royal blood, it’s getting a bit hotter these days. Even the arisocratic outliers like model Stella Tennant, of British titled lineage, can’t seem to find a way to keep their clothes on.
While we thought the British Fashion Awards, and anything fashion related for that matter, had come and gone, we’d be remiss if we didn’t share with you one quite blatant nipple slip from the award show red carpet. It’s really quite hard to describe, and calling it a wardrobe malfunction seems rather naive. Let’s just call it a fun bit of ogle-worthiness.
When the bras away, the nips will play.
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Opportunities galore have been popping up for our friend Coco lately. And opportunities aren’t the only things popping up around Coco, but that will happen when the world’s most curvaceous celebrity takes to the beaches of Miami in a drastically undersized bikini.
You can’t really hope to stop Coco’s curvy parts from slipping out of her tiny bathing suit, you can only hope to contain them. But, that was not to be this time for the star of the reality show Coco Loves Ice, as her mama teat came poking its nose out of hiding and reaching for the midday beach time sun.
If you think about it, it’s pretty much a miracle of modern fabrics and design that this doesn’t happen to Coco on a daily basis.
Filed under underrated hotties — Ciara. I could do with less of the music and less of the Amar’e Stoudemire hookup stories and more of the hot-body reveals.
As in these bikini pictures from Miami where the sexy singer got clobbered by a wave of asstastic proportions, causing a brief, minor, but delightful bit of bikini top slippage (the kind that used to get me slap across the face when it was my hand, and not a rogue wave, back in the day at the beach, you know, before all the restraining orders and such.)
Ciara, we need to see much more of you. Really, it’s only fair.
Geri Halliwell knows how to bikini vacation. Yes, she does. The thirty-eight-year old former Spice Girl took about a half dozen bikinis with her on a Euro-yacht type vacation with her boyfriend and did us ogling public the benefit of not only flashing her still plenty desirable bodacious body, but did some changing of the bikini tops before the paparazzi lenses, leaving us with some uber-duper views of the Ginger boobtastic by way of delicious nipple slip. Bless you, Geri, you certainly know how to share your continuing talents with the world.
Say what you will about Anthony Weiner, but his flashes were all of the private message variety (well, except for one little Twitter-tech accident). But there’s really no excuse for the early model Kardashian she-bot, designed in the spitting image of Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews, to be flashing her bare frontal on national television. My god, kids might be seeing this. Or, straight men!
I had a nip slip and I loved it! But my twat is fine!
We get more requests for sexy Danica Thrall than just about anybody, or maybe it’s just me reading those requests more often because I am absolutely in lust with this blonde British hottie. Combine that with the fact that I still can’t believe you get to see glamour models all kinds of topless and touching themselves in sexy lingerie on TV in Europe and, well, this Danica Thrall cut from an appearance on Elite TV has me pretty much happy to meet the satisfaction needs of our customers. Someday, we’ll have naked sextastic hostesses on QVC and The Shopping Network in the States, but until that time, Danica Thrall will hold a place of special esteem in my heart and other essential organs.
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You know I remain forever trying to figure out precisely what it is Adrianne Curry does, I mean, other than remaining in amazing physical shape, visiting cosplay conventions, and picking up Koo Koo Roo for dinner for her husband, the former Peter Brady. Mind you, these are three highly praiseworthy traits in a lifelong mate, still, there are 24 hours in a day, so I’m guessing there’s lots of shopping, lounging, and hanging out going on as well. Which all becomes worthwhile when the slinky sexy aerobics instructor Twitpics her sexy body to the general public, including her sweet asstastic, tight body, and, like today, the occasional nipple slip. Oh, it’s a very minor glimpse into even greater glory, but then again, we don’t get the Koo Koo Roo dinner, so we shall be thankful for these pleasant gifts as they come.
Time for another round of celebrity wardrobe malfunctions. Don’t we just love our celebrities and their so called nipple “slips” and other wardrobe malfunctions? I know that on any given day I can’t tell you the number of times I see an “average” woman on the street flashing her nipples. Oh wait, yes I can. Exactly ZERO!
The last time I did this post, I had Paris Hilton as the headline pic. And this time, I again have Paris Hilton as the headline pic. In conclusion, Paris Hilton is a dirty dirty ho. Ta da!
NOTE: To see the uncensored Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunction Pics, click the picture.
Notice the poster in the background? That there’s what you call irony.
Don’t we love it when celebrity hotties go swimming? Isn’t it wonderful the way the ocean brings out the best in people? An end of summer tribute to the bounty of the sea!
The stable of Brazilian supermodel hotties just continues to grow, this time with the high-pricey Marcelle Bittar unexpectedly flashing full single boobage along the runway recently of some important fashion show that I have no idea how important it was. But does the sexy Marcelle Bittar even break stride as her amazing breast hung out for the world to see? Nope, and precisely why she is now a member of the Egotastic! family. Boob swagger!
Of course, we wouldn’t be who we are if we didn’t provide the right kind of background info for the unaware as to the hotness of Marcelle Bittar, this time in the form of some recent topless photo spreads, which flash this beauty’s amazing body.
The stable of Brazilian supermodel hotties just continues to grow, this time with the high-pricey Marcelle Bittar unexpectedly flashing full single boobage along the runway recently of some important fashion show that I have no idea how important it was. But does the sexy Marcelle Bittar even break stride as her amazing breast hung out for the world to see? Nope, and precisely why she is now a member of the Egotastic! family. Boob swagger!
Of course, we wouldn’t be who we are if we didn’t provide the right kind of background info for the unaware as to the hotness of Marcelle Bittar, this time in the form of some recent topless photo spreads, which flash this beauty’s amazing body.
Seriously, does this Celebrity Freak even own a bra? Not that I’m complaining or anything. Hell, if it wsas up to me women all around the globe would be burning their bras. I guess I’m showing my age now.
